Talked to the guy in NC. Bought the car for his wife, but she's afraid to have anything happen to it so she never drives it! He's put what few miles are on it just to make sure it gets driven.
Now comes the fun part - he's asking the same price for his as the "new" one I've been talking about. His is loaded - has the COMAND package, the V60 Timeport phone/CD changer, Designo package, the works. (The "new" one is base model plus the CD changer only.)
The one downside to his, of course, is that there's only 2 years and 8 months left in the warranty (plus the cost to ship the car across the country, of course), compared to 4 years on the new one.
Decisions, decisions! Oh, why did I have to be born a Libra ...