How do I look cool in my new C63?

[E500C70]

Stick a thumb up your ass and make a funny face

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[DaGS1800]

LOL wow I can’t believe some people thought that was serious... How can you not sense the sarcasm here...

[ECBAOBAO]

Originally Posted by Ludatwix70

you don't know who that is do you?

lmfao, i see you've editted your post since last time i checked..

for those of you who missed it, he said something along the lines of..

"he's a guy poking fun at the typical person" or some **** like that..

I'm doing the same thing too..lemme let that settle in your brain for a sec.

Originally Posted by LZH

Dude, the only LOSER here is YOU. The fact that you even asked the question how to look cool while driving is evidence enough. Would you also call these people losers for driving with both hands ?????


Whose the loser ??

Hahah..too easy.

"Whose the loser??" Do I even need to say?

You're the one squeezing your c0ck so hard crying wasting all your time posting pictures..

[ECBAOBAO]

Originally Posted by cdd

I agree--this was a poor attempt.

really? i think i did pretty well, having 1/2 the c63 forum ****ting their pants

[GBlansten]

Originally Posted by ECBAOBAO

really? i think i did pretty well, having 1/2 the c63 forum ****ting their pants

Got to admit I was disappointed at how many thought this was real.

[451/443=EW]

Originally Posted by SebringSilver

When I was (much) younger and still in highschool, I learned keyboard skills on old Brother typewriters. Every time the instructor said the word "dictatype", in reference to a very old-fashioned typewriter, I had to shake my head to erase any image of guys using their dick to type.

Not sure how that's relevant to this thread...

Where do you get this stuff????
Have you considered stand up? LOL

[LZH]

Originally Posted by ECBAOBAO

You're the one squeezing your c0ck so hard crying wasting all your time posting pictures..

Sorry, but I'm not the one intentionally posting stupid ass threads just to get attention. What, did mommy and daddy not love you enough or something ? Get a life you fukin retarded waste of bandwidth...

[ECBAOBAO]

Originally Posted by LZH

Sorry, but I'm not the one intentionally posting stupid ass threads just to get attention. What, did mommy and daddy not love you enough or something ? Get a life you fukin retarded waste of bandwidth...

lmfao, u mad?

lemme give you a lil suggestion, you should probably stop posting in this thread cause you're starting to look like an angry nerd

the only person your owning right now is yourself..you're making this way too ez brauh

[DaGS1800]

LOL learn how to take a joke dude...

ooo should I add my boat and jet-ski’s to my "Drives:" list haha c'mon no need to brag about that stuff here... unnecessary (so is adding your wife’s/daughter's Lexus RXh to the list)

[LZH]

Originally Posted by ECBAOBAO

lemme give you a lil suggestion, you should probably stop posting in this thread ..you're making this way too ez brauh

Brauh ?? LOL - I think I'll just stay outta the C63 forum altogether...nothing but a bunch of kids...NEver seen so many stupid ass threads in my life.

[GBlansten]

Originally Posted by LZH

Brauh ?? LOL - I think I'll just stay outta the C63 forum altogether...nothing but a bunch of kids...NEver seen so many stupid ass threads in my life.

You should visit some of our other subforums. We are curing cancer and helping orphans find new parents in them.

[DaGS1800]

Originally Posted by GBlansten

You should visit some of our other subforums. We are curing cancer and helping orphans find new parents in them.

LOL

[DaGS1800]

Originally Posted by LZH

Brauh ?? LOL - I think I'll just stay outta the C63 forum altogether...nothing but a bunch of kids...NEver seen so many stupid ass threads in my life.

OOO excuse me, all the sophisticated Benz owners must be in the CLK BS forum... you're a clown bro

This whole thread was based on sarcasm and joking around, it was obviously not a serious thread which would yield serious or sensible responses... what did you expect after you read the first post, haha.

[451/443=EW]

Originally Posted by LZH

Brauh ?? LOL - I think I'll just stay outta the C63 forum altogether...nothing but a bunch of kids...NEver seen so many stupid ass threads in my life.

Then why dont YOU start a good topic?

[mugatu22]

LMAO

[soldier2304]

I cant take this anymore

[CPD SLK]

Originally Posted by ECBAOBAO

Hay guize,

I just bought a new 09 C63 and was wondering what I should do while driving to look cool and impress chicks

Right now I drive with just one hand, my right hand on the top of the steering wheel (around the 12:00 PM region) and flex when I drive next to girls

I always pop the top of my sunroof and roll the windows 1/2 way down only in the fronts tho

How about sunglasses? What kinda sunglasses are cool to wear while driving? I have really really bad eyes, so a suggestion with prescription lenses would be appreciated.

Should I drive with my headlights on during the day? Does it look cool?

I don't usually smoke, but sometimes I put a cigarette in the corner of my mouth. Little trick I learned from my friend. Looks badasss!

Oh yea, ESP off all day every day!

Any other ideas? Feel free to contribute and we can all borrow each other's tips and tricks

If you have to try that hard, and think about it that much, you will never be cool...no matter what car you drive...

Most people will prolly just say "look at that douche making the interior of that nice C63 smell like smoke"

Once they realize there is no smoke coming from your sin stick, they'll just say, "Wow, what a douche. He's pretending to smoke"

You get the idea?

[SebringSilver]

So anyway, if 7 out of 10 Americans suffer from hemorrhoids, do the other 3 enjoy it?

[rrgoo7]

Originally Posted by SebringSilver

So anyway, if 7 out of 10 Americans suffer from hemorrhoids, do the other 3 enjoy it?

lmao, sebring if you ever do stand up please let me know.

[arctichaze]

This guy went fishing for crazy comments and I can't believe how many actually took it as a serious post. Hook bait and sinker.

[bigben320e]

LMAO. The OP was trying to get a laugh and that was all, I cannot believe that that this thread got all volatile, and nuts. Some people are taking themselves way too serious.

In these days, you need to step back, take a breath, and realize what this is: something to get a laugh. It's just that simple. DAMN.

[bigben320e]

Originally Posted by SebringSilver

So anyway, if 7 out of 10 Americans suffer from hemorrhoids, do the other 3 enjoy it?

Tucks or Preparation H?

[Max.H]

Originally Posted by bigben320e

LMAO. The OP was trying to get a laugh and that was all, I cannot believe that that this thread got all volatile, and nuts. Some people are taking themselves way too serious.

In these days, you need to step back, take a breath, and realize what this is: something to get a laugh. It's just that simple. DAMN.

Yupp,

Tough crowd.

[SebringSilver]

I used to think that money and power would make me happy.






I was right.

[ECBAOBAO]

Originally Posted by bigben320e

LMAO. The OP was trying to get a laugh and that was all, I cannot believe that that this thread got all volatile, and nuts. Some people are taking themselves way too serious.

In these days, you need to step back, take a breath, and realize what this is: something to get a laugh. It's just that simple. DAMN.

lmao finally

you guys can thank me tho..i made that big mature grandpa LZH never to post in you guys forum ever again

your welcome! looks like my job here is done