Finally something fair..

Jakew903 · 04-24-2009, 04:55 PM

I know I post so many kill stories. Anyways, I took the 500E out for a ride. I pull up to the spot where I usually race. I get a guy with a S320, he thinks he can beat me. I pull down the window since his are down I say "Hey, think you can beat this?" He goes "I bet!". The light turns Green, I floor it peddle to the floor, I have no speed limiter like I did before. I removed it. We floor it, I'm smoking his ass down Street Road in Bensalem, then we hit a light we slow down since it's red. I say "Hey, don't be so cocky with your car thinking you can beat anything. Your car is heavy, mine is light weight compared to yours. He says; "Yeah, well you beat me get out of here!". There's the kill story of the day.

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Carl Lassiter · 04-24-2009, 05:04 PM

You're lucky he didn't have direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. He'd have taken your car, lady and respect.

BENZITCH · 04-24-2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakew903

I know I post so many kill stories. Anyways, I took the 500E out for a ride. I pull up to the spot where I usually race. I get a guy with a S320, he thinks he can beat me. I pull down the window since his are down I say "Hey, think you can beat this?" He goes "I bet!". The light turns Green, I floor it peddle to the floor, I have no speed limiter like I did before. I removed it. We floor it, I'm smoking his ass down Street Road in Bensalem, then we hit a light we slow down since it's red. I say "Hey, don't be so cocky with your car thinking you can beat anything. Your car is heavy, mine is light weight compared to yours. He says; "Yeah, well you beat me get out of here!". There's the kill story of the day.

Jake
If you don't mind me asking(cause I am looking at a few) but how many miles on your 500e?
Any problems?
How about getting parts?
Bruce

transferred · 04-24-2009, 05:51 PM

@post#2...only in fast and the furious (i think thats what you quoted) have I seen trash talking at the lights...

-Rob

TMC M5 · 04-24-2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Carl Lassiter

You're lucky he didn't have direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. He'd have taken your car, lady and respect.

That is funny.... finally something to laugh it in a Kill thread today...

Tom

Jakew903 · 04-25-2009, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by BENZITCH

Jake
If you don't mind me asking(cause I am looking at a few) but how many miles on your 500E?
Any problems?
Bruce

I have 89.000 Miles on my 500E. All I fixed was a misfiring problem, and an oil leak.

ECBAOBAO · 04-25-2009, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakew903

I know I post so many kill stories. Anyways, I took the 500E out for a ride. I pull up to the spot where I usually race. I get a guy with a S320, he thinks he can beat me. I pull down the window since his are down I say "Hey, think you can beat this?" He goes "I bet!". The light turns Green, I floor it peddle to the floor, I have no speed limiter like I did before. I removed it. We floor it, I'm smoking his ass down Street Road in Bensalem, then we hit a light we slow down since it's red. I say "Hey, don't be so cocky with your car thinking you can beat anything. Your car is heavy, mine is light weight compared to yours. He says; "Yeah, well you beat me get out of here!". There's the kill story of the day.

Maybe you shouldn't be so cocky.."Think you can beat this?"

I don't even know what I'd say if I raced someone who sounded like you..

MercedesFTW · 04-25-2009, 06:48 PM

Wow, sounds like a fourth grade fiction assignment.

kindafast · 04-26-2009, 01:12 AM

lol @ this thread.

Jakew903 · 04-26-2009, 02:14 PM

Hey, thought it'd be nice to post my kill story, not knowing I'd be VERBALLY attacked.

Oh well, I guess no one should post any damned kill story's these days.

Stiggs · 04-26-2009, 07:52 PM

This thread does not deliver.

BENZITCH · 04-27-2009, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakew903

I have 89.000 Miles on my 500E. All I fixed was a misfiring problem, and an oil leak.

Thanks Jake.
Bensalem not far at all from me. I am near in Trenton, and hang at times in Levitown area.

04-24-2009, 05:51 PM	#4
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04-24-2009, 05:04 PM	#2
Carl Lassiter MBWorld Fanatic! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: L.A., CA Posts: 2,020 Drives: '08 M5, '09 2500HD	You're lucky he didn't have direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. He'd have taken your car, lady and respect. __________________ '08 BMW ///M5 Black/Black, SMGIII, Fully Loaded, V1 '09 GMC Sierra 2500HD Gray/Gray, 6.6L TD, SLE ExtCab SB, 4WD, Z71

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Jakew903 Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bensalem, PA Posts: 100 Drives: 1979 450SEL 6.9, 1980 240D, 1985 300D, 1989 300E 24v, 1993 500E, 2004 C230 Kompressor	Hey, thought it'd be nice to post my kill story, not knowing I'd be VERBALLY attacked. Oh well, I guess no one should post any damned kill story's these days.

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