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Old 10-08-2009, 03:09 PM   #26
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Old 10-08-2009, 03:11 PM   #27
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She's beautiful. There are fewer things sexier than a strong (inside and outside), confident woman. If someone can't appreciate what she has to offer, that's his loss.

The rest of you guys are welcome to your lollipop girls and your twinkies (generic blonde). I guess they make the male menopause a little easier to take, eh, boys?
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:31 PM   #32
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Meh-I smell bitter Emo chick
And to the chick-I'll use whatever woman lets me to get through menopause-just like you
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bcz those are pro pics that are way done up...real ones will not look like what u see in the mag...sad truth but hardly any of the poster mags show 100% un edited pics
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She's beautiful. There are fewer things sexier than a strong (inside and outside), confident woman. If someone can't appreciate what she has to offer, that's his loss.

The rest of you guys are welcome to your lollipop girls and your twinkies (generic blonde). I guess they make the male menopause a little easier to take, eh, boys?
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She's beautiful. There are fewer things sexier than a strong (inside and outside), confident woman. If someone can't appreciate what she has to offer, that's his loss.

The rest of you guys are welcome to your lollipop girls and your twinkies (generic blonde). I guess they make the male menopause a little easier to take, eh, boys?
Only "0" posts hey?

Sexy and confident is great. And some candy (lollipop and twinkies) is good on occasion too.

But, the photo is poor. They could have done much better. A sultry sly look would have worked much better than the big smile.

Something like "as I'm fishing that 95MPH serve out of your a$$ I am going to rock your world" would have been good.
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Anyone going to post pics of the other female athletes in the magazine?
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The things that woman would do to you....
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You may need a forklift to find the good parts.......but at least you KNOW they are not hiding a penis. Or so one hopes...




Okay, now I need my peyote......
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false there are no good parts to be found on the first three at least. If I were really horny and drunk I'd bang the one in pink, but thats probably just because I looked at the other three.
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I just threw up on my garbage,a lot.
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For the sake of our mental health...err...for the sake of HUMANITY, this thread should be nuked.
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Okay, now I need my peyote......
Interesting ab sculpting on the two of them. How does that work?

Anyone have to suffer through Biggest Loser like I do? The people that lose hundreds of pounds have that horrible extra skin hanging of them. I don't know if there is any way to remove that short of the knife.
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