The $50 Lesson

[markopolo]

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.." Her parents beamed. "Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

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[S55inPA]

more truth than humor in that joke!

[Chucky300]

Its a cute joke. In truth - the democrats want very much to give the bum the money and food - so to keep him dependent on the party in office that will in fact give them these things. Its precisely why Pelosi/Reid/Boxer/Obama will now attempt to legalize the illegal aliens. My arse they will pay a fine. My arse they will pay taxes. I love how the administration says "They will pay the fine - and they will also start paying taxes". Really? You know how many LEGAL americans work off the books? The govt. can't seem to stop them either.

Its all rubbish. I really don't understand why so many Americans are literally BLIND! Don't they see this is really a communist takeover?

I also have this really bad feeling about the trial that will take place in NY. You all know - no Miranda rights were read to those terrorists. If they are going to treat them like "criminals" in criminal court...they can just say no warrants were issued in the searches - no miranda rights were administered....and the evidence collected is NOT allowed in court. Case Closed - and those filth bags have the opportunity to walk free.

Great.

[Mister Brenton]

Originally Posted by Chucky300

Its a cute joke. In truth - the democrats want very much to give the bum the money and food - so to keep him dependent on the party in office that will in fact give them these things. Its precisely why Pelosi/Reid/Boxer/Obama will now attempt to legalize the illegal aliens. My arse they will pay a fine. My arse they will pay taxes. I love how the administration says "They will pay the fine - and they will also start paying taxes". Really? You know how many LEGAL americans work off the books? The govt. can't seem to stop them either.

Its all rubbish. I really don't understand why so many Americans are literally BLIND! Don't they see this is really a communist takeover?

I also have this really bad feeling about the trial that will take place in NY. You all know - no Miranda rights were read to those terrorists. If they are going to treat them like "criminals" in criminal court...they can just say no warrants were issued in the searches - no miranda rights were administered....and the evidence collected is NOT allowed in court. Case Closed - and those filth bags have the opportunity to walk free.

Great.

Ten bucks says they'll also be granted welfare payments.

[panzr15]

Originally Posted by Mister Brenton

Ten bucks says they'll also be granted welfare payments.

Dont they already get those now?

[revstriker]

Originally Posted by Chucky300

Its a cute joke. In truth - the democrats want very much to give the bum the money and food

Just to clarify: They want to give the bum YOUR money and food.